On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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