That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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