it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
why is half of my head shaved?
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