I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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