you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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