You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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