I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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