Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am