"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"