Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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