she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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