Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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