garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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