i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
