He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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