Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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