Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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