I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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