She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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