$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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