Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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