Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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