The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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