I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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