So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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