Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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