remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
