windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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