I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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