your thong is hanging out like whoa
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
