I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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