Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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