She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
sex in a hospital.. check
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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