Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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