belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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