D3 body, D1 cock
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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