he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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