she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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