you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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