either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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