just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize