Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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