look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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