It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
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