sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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