Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
