I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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