I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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