wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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