There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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