you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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