Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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