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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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