This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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