When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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