she was so not down for the gang bang
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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