Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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