where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm getting married
To pizza
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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