That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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