There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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